August 07 - August 09

Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy.

“I’ve always been the guy who isn’t quite what people expect,” says Phil. Using that experience, Phil pokes holes in the medical marijuana argument, discusses being a white guy at a hip hop show (and the innocent gestures that can get him in trouble), and reveals why Hawaii isn’t the paradise we think it is.

From Shakespearean bees to redneck vampires to anthropomorphic cell phones with weight issues, Phil Johnson fills the stage with quirky characters that combine social satire with absurdist flights of fancy. Then the guitar comes out and kicks the show into an even higher gear with songs about the bright future (and dark past) of babies and what he would do if he woke up one morning as an actual woman.

On stage, Phil’s playful humor and likeable, endearing manner allow him to shake things up without antagonizing the audience. In the end we can only be who we are, try to understand others, and hope they understand us.

Roadside Attraction comes from leader Phil Johnson’s twin careers in music and comedy. “The idea here is songs that are musically interesting and challenging, but also funny, and understandable by a casual music listener,” says Johnson. It’s more eclectic than Stephen Lynch, funnier than Prince, and more palatable than Frank Zappa, though influences of all three abound.

“Afrodizzyac” is their take on Blaxploitation film themes. This one is about an international super spy (Afrodizzyac) saving the women of the world from his archenemy, Left Nut. “Brown Ring Around The Collar” is a happy tirade about the stupid people we meet every day. And “Hella Good Day” is Phil Johnson’s own musing on what would make his perfect day. “I wrote it during a really bad day and it helped cheer me up. I don’t expect people to personally relate to each lyric. But I hope it will make them think about what would make them happier.”

Two of the greatest forms of release are live music and a hearty laugh. And Roadside Attraction delivers in spades as evidenced by the audience of young and old, and every ethnicity you’ll find in the audience. Roadside Attraction play by their own rules, and doing everything they can to help you loosen up.

-General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.

-VIP seats are reserved for you. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.

-All tickets purchased online have guaranteed seating.

Dinner and Show includes general admission seating and your choice of dinner from the Dinner Entrée portion of the menu.

Please view the menu before purchasing this ticket.

The doors open for seating and service 1.5 hours before scheduled show time. It is best to arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before the show whether you plan to eat or not.

If all tickets are purchased under one order, this ensures you will be sat together.

If tickets are bought on separate orders, you can enter the name of the party you are joining in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. If there is not a note, there is no guarantee you will be sat with another party.

Parties should arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before showtime.

Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.

Please Note: If you do not order the minimum, we will charge you for 2 bottles of water that you can take with you if you wish.

All shows are 18+

All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.

Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.

To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please call us at 239-479-5233 no less than 24 hours before showtime.

Please Note: Cancelation requests received less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.

Yes. If you need specific accommodations, you can list them in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. Please feel free to call us with any questions or concerns at 239-479-5233

EVENT WAIVER
  1. By purchasing tickets to this event, you are authorizing this charge and agreeing to our terms and conditions herein.
  2. Gratuity may or may not be included and will be added to your bill at Management's discretion.
  3. Rated R, 18+
  4. Door Opens for Dinner 1.5 hours before the scheduled showtime.
  5. All prices, performers, and showtimes are subject to change.
  6. Shows contain Adult Humor and If you are easily offended this may not be for you.
  7. A CASH DISCOUNT awarded for, in house purchases.
  8. We have a zero tolerance policy for show disruptions or heckling.
  9. No photography, videography, filming, or recording during the show.
  10. No smoking and no vaping.
  11. We reserve the right to deny/refuse entry to or remove parties who have been deemed a distraction to other guests.
08/09/2025 9:00 PM

Door Time: 8:00 PM

Other Showtimes

Phil Johnson has an action packed show filled with his two loves, comedy and music. It’s a show filled with sharp unexpected turns, sneak attack jokes, and hilarious songs that doesn’t shy away from controversial territory… race, sex, religion, and doughnuts – so many doughnuts – all delivered from the viewpoint of a guy who happily grew up in the deeply multi-everything community of the San Francisco Bay Area.

Phil has been seen and heard at the Sundance Film Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, on Sirius/XM and Bob and Tom radio, and on Amazon Prime. He’s also released multiple comedy specials and albums filled with his colorful, tightly-written comedy.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION


-General Admission seating is assigned on a first-come, first-sat basis as you enter the showroom. The earlier you arrive, the better your seats will be.

-VIP seats are reserved for you. They are the best seats available for your party size at the time they are assigned.

-All tickets purchased online have guaranteed seating.

Dinner and Show includes general admission seating and your choice of dinner from the Dinner Entrée portion of the menu.

Please view the menu before purchasing this ticket.

The doors open for seating and service 1.5 hours before scheduled show time. It is best to arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before the show whether you plan to eat or not.

If all tickets are purchased under one order, this ensures you will be sat together.

If tickets are bought on separate orders, you can enter the name of the party you are joining in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. If there is not a note, there is no guarantee you will be sat with another party.

Parties should arrive a minimum of 45 minutes before showtime.

Instead of a drink minimum, we have a two-item per person minimum in the Showroom, which can be fulfilled with any food or drink items from the menu.

Please Note: If you do not order the minimum, we will charge you for 2 bottles of water that you can take with you if you wish.

All shows are 18+

All sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges.

Ticket protection is insurance that allows you to cancel your order to receive a venue credit toward a future event. It can be added at the time of purchase but cannot be added after the order has been placed.

To redeem your Ticket Protection and receive a venue credit toward a future event, please call us at 239-479-5233 no less than 24 hours before showtime.

Please Note: Cancelation requests received less than 24 hours before showtime will not be accepted.

Yes. If you need specific accommodations, you can list them in the ‘Customer Notes’ box on the checkout screen. Please feel free to call us with any questions or concerns at 239-479-5233

EVENT WAIVER
  1. By purchasing tickets to this event, you are authorizing this charge and agreeing to our terms and conditions herein.
  2. Gratuity may or may not be included and will be added to your bill at Management's discretion.
  3. Rated R, 18+
  4. Door Opens for Dinner 1.5 hours before the scheduled showtime.
  5. All prices, performers, and showtimes are subject to change.
  6. Shows contain Adult Humor and If you are easily offended this may not be for you.
  7. A CASH DISCOUNT awarded for, in house purchases.
  8. We have a zero tolerance policy for show disruptions or heckling.
  9. No photography, videography, filming, or recording during the show.
  10. No smoking and no vaping.
  11. We reserve the right to deny/refuse entry to or remove parties who have been deemed a distraction to other guests.

Phil Johnson is a man who gets mistaken for a woman, but only by those not paying attention. That revelation kicks off a battle for self-awareness where comedy and music are the weapons of choice. It’s a battle that has taken Phil to such esteemed festivals as the Edinburgh Fringe and Sundance Film Festivals and the Top 8 Finals of the World Series of Comedy.

“I’ve always been the guy who isn’t quite what people expect,” says Phil. Using that experience, Phil pokes holes in the medical marijuana argument, discusses being a white guy at a hip hop show (and the innocent gestures that can get him in trouble), and reveals why Hawaii isn’t the paradise we think it is.

From Shakespearean bees to redneck vampires to anthropomorphic cell phones with weight issues, Phil Johnson fills the stage with quirky characters that combine social satire with absurdist flights of fancy. Then the guitar comes out and kicks the show into an even higher gear with songs about the bright future (and dark past) of babies and what he would do if he woke up one morning as an actual woman.

On stage, Phil’s playful humor and likeable, endearing manner allow him to shake things up without antagonizing the audience. In the end we can only be who we are, try to understand others, and hope they understand us.

Roadside Attraction comes from leader Phil Johnson’s twin careers in music and comedy. “The idea here is songs that are musically interesting and challenging, but also funny, and understandable by a casual music listener,” says Johnson. It’s more eclectic than Stephen Lynch, funnier than Prince, and more palatable than Frank Zappa, though influences of all three abound.

“Afrodizzyac” is their take on Blaxploitation film themes. This one is about an international super spy (Afrodizzyac) saving the women of the world from his archenemy, Left Nut. “Brown Ring Around The Collar” is a happy tirade about the stupid people we meet every day. And “Hella Good Day” is Phil Johnson’s own musing on what would make his perfect day. “I wrote it during a really bad day and it helped cheer me up. I don’t expect people to personally relate to each lyric. But I hope it will make them think about what would make them happier.”

Two of the greatest forms of release are live music and a hearty laugh. And Roadside Attraction delivers in spades as evidenced by the audience of young and old, and every ethnicity you’ll find in the audience. Roadside Attraction play by their own rules, and doing everything they can to help you loosen up.